Mike Tyson's controversial return to boxing ended in a one-sided defeat on Friday, with Youtuber-turned-prizefighter Jake Paul cruising to victory by unanimous decision against the heavyweight icon in Texas.

Jake Paul won an eight-round unanimous decision over Mike Tyson, who fought in his first sanctioned pro bout in almost 20 years

Then we threw up.This is a long way of saying I’ve had worse ideas than staying awake past midnight Friday to watch a glitchy stream of Mike Tyson losing a one-sided boxing match to the YouTube goofball Jake Paul.